Definitions by Jim Ritter

Schnfard 

Schnfard - (the "N" is silent) Someone who hates opening acts at concerts, even if the opening act rocks hard.

if you go to a concert. say...an all american reject concert. and the opening acts to YOU rock ass, but to everyone else they suck. and someone screams at the opening act, say its......boys like girls. and they scream "BOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE! YOU SUCK AT LIFE WE WANT THE REJECTS!" so, back to them, you can say:

"HEY! SHUT YOUR FACE! STOP BEING A SCHNFARD!"

Schnfard by Jim Ritter December 15, 2008

shoopage 

a word to say instead of "bored"; someone who has a good taste in music.

friend: im really bored...
you: yeah.....shoopage.

you: oh my god! you like the band boys like girls too?! wow that is total shoopage, dude.

shoopage by Jim Ritter March 18, 2007