Definitions by Jim Inman

spamporn 

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.

My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.

spamporn by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

infuckingfected 

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.

Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!

infuckingfected by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

shithacker 

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

shithacker by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

blow a smoke ring 

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.

I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.

blow a smoke ring by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

Elephant 

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.

"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."

Elephant by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

rectal nausea 

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

rectal nausea by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

asshacker 

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

asshacker by Jim Inman August 17, 2006