Jim Inman's definitions

cheese weasel

A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.

She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

crackwitch

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.

That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

meatzorp

A mispronounciation of a term from Saturday Nite Live "The Moons of Meepzorp". "Meatzorp" is a term for a woman's external genitalia

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

tarmac

Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.

Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006