Jim Inman's definitions

box lunch

A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.

I've been dating the box lunch again, what a tiger that bitch can be!

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

man bitch

A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.

I had to wait in line until the man bitch ahead of me found her credit card in her wallet.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Remulap

Home planet of the Cone Heads from "Satuyrday Nite Live".

We're from the planet Remulap, er a actually, we're from France.

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

nipadoo

Nipadoo was Tarzan's word for lots and lots of shit. Jane and Cheeta always understood and obeyed without question.

My beer is almost empty. Nipadoo bitch.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

tarmac

Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.

Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006