Jim Inman's definitions

office pinkies

An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.

"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

thong sucker

A thong sucker is a sexual deviate or perverse and openly nasty person.

Why would a nice girl like Maggie go out with a thong sucker like him?

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

played

To have sex, to be sexually manipulated by another, jacked-off, spanked, finger fucked, etc. To be played. see also buttpuppet

The girls had all played Maggie individually, but never as a group. It was her fantasy come true. It was the rape she had dreamed of.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

has her back

"Has her back" refers to the situation where a gay person, male or female, has a friend who fills-in or runs cover as an apparently heterosexual companion or sidekick.

"She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhaedt, and that asshacker Bob has her back."

" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

cube queen

A cube queen is a woman who works in cubicalville, or a big ass office environment. Also includes gay men working in that environment.

I tried to cantact the cube queen at work, but she gave me the Maggie Banks, just for calling during her workday.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.

She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

Montana Debutant

Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.

Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006