Jewish bob the builder's definitions

flash feelings project

a flash feeling is a random burst of emotion, usually lasting only about 5-20 mins. A flash feelings project/ piece is a piece of artwork completed within that timeframe which expresses that emotion

-wow dude these paintings are really good! but why are they all so depressing?

- ngl it was a flash feelings project

by Jewish bob the builder December 27, 2021

Virgin

a completely bullshit concept that a dick is so important that once you feel it, it changes who you are. Often referenced to create double standards for women and gay men (ex: if you’re a virgin you’re a prude, if you’re not you’re a slut)

a- have you lost your virginity yet?

b- you know that’s a 100% made up concept right?

a- slut

by Jewish bob the builder January 14, 2022

Blues

blues used to mean roxy 30s or oxy, but today blues are often pure fentanyl dyed with blue chalk and marketed as roxy 30s, making street blues highly addictive and lethal

-hey man wanna try these blues?

-nah i’m not tryna die

by Jewish bob the builder September 15, 2022

murpy

Similar to mopey its when your not great but not terrible either. Best described as 80% fine and 20% bad, feeling murpy can be caused by small annoyances or being slightly depressed. When a thing is murpy it is pathetic and a little sad, like a wilted planted is murpy.

person one-Hey how are you?
person two- idk kinda murpy

--when describing a thing--
person one- hey did you see that new movie
person two- yeah it was kinda murpy, I'm not unhappy I saw it but it was mostly mediocre and one scene was kinda bad
person one- oh ok then I might not watch it

by Jewish bob the builder October 5, 2020

bullyment

something a chick uses to say "stopp ur bullying me" without actually saying bullying. Often used when exchanging playful insults as a form of flirting or used in between friends who dont a fragile egos.

boy: you're so short
girl: no im notttt
boy: * rests arm on her head*
girl: this is bullyment

by Jewish bob the builder October 5, 2020

Sai

the gender neutral version of sir or ma’am

(pronounced sigh)

non-binary costumer- i’ll have the salad please

waiter- right a way sai

by Jewish bob the builder April 16, 2021

Tahoe Steamer

Noun: An individual who routinely takes the most dubious and visceral shits.

“He clogged two toilets in only a week, that guys is a certified Tahoe Steamer.”

by Jewish bob the builder July 24, 2023