2 definitions by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick
A young, unmarried couple, typically living together in a council flat, that are so dirty that you can easily make the assumption that he has a cheesy penis and she has a dry and salty vagina.
Joel: Oh my god, did you see them two just now?
Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.
Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.
by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014
Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014