9 definitions by Jesus Pimp

She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.
Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)
by Jesus Pimp October 26, 2004
The Most Valuable Player
Kevin Garnet was the MVP
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
Nick-name for Kevin Garnet

See Also: MVP
The Big Ticket is on fire it's no wonder why he's the MVP
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
The sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudsen, Ervin Johnson, Mad Dog Mark Madsen, the Candy Man Michael Olowokandi, the Mayor Fred Hoiberg, and welcome to Walley's World with Wally Szczerbiak; and we got the big three: Sam Cassell, Latrell Sprewell Spree, and The Kid, The Big Ticket, and reigning MVP, Kevin Garnett.
The Minneosta Timberwolves are going to be the best damn basketball team ever.
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
Nick-name for Fred Hoiberg of the Minnesota Timberwolves
The Mayor is just unstoppable from the 3-point line
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
Realy nice spinners that were invented by Latrell Sprewell of the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Spree could take any one
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
the natinal championship of football
the minnesota vikings should easily be able to win the super bowl this year
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

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