She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.
Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)
The sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudsen, Ervin Johnson, Mad Dog Mark Madsen, the Candy Man Michael Olowokandi, the Mayor Fred Hoiberg, and welcome to Walley's World with Wally Szczerbiak; and we got the big three: Sam Cassell, Latrell Sprewell Spree, and The Kid, The Big Ticket, and reigning MVP, Kevin Garnett.
The Minneosta Timberwolves are going to be the best damn basketball team ever.