hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

by Jesus June 04, 2003

the gunisher

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment

well care

by jesus May 15, 2004

browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.

A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!

by jesus March 25, 2004

bumhole engineer

homosexual

elton john

by jesus June 25, 2003

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

new fad

new fads are people who can not conceive original ideas through there own brain,so they tap in to others brain supply and over do what ever they are copying.newfadcopycats

RUSTY we know who you are,Bill you stink ass, and all you other fools aorund,we know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jesus April 09, 2004