Jesus's definitions

Yippy Skippy

a sarcastic answer to anything that you have to do or something that doesn't sound fun.

also can be used when you just don't give a damn about something and want to use sarcasm.

Idiot 1: I'm leaving.
Idiot 2: Yippy skippy.

by Jesus January 4, 2004

crackilackin

see crackilatin

yo that biych was crackilackin, kiiiid!

by jesus July 10, 2003

h4x012

"Haxor". the elite gamer. see also "leet". where 4 stands for A, 0 stands for O and 12 stands for R. In the gaming world, it seems proper to use as few letters as possible and replace them with numbers or punctuations

I R A 1337 H4X012! $Uc|< IT!

by Jesus November 26, 2003

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

half quarter

One half quarter ounce of weed.

28.2 grams / 8

3.5-3.6 grams.

Typically 35$, a hookup is $25.

Yo throw me a half quarter for 25$

by jesus November 9, 2004