Jesus's definitions

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

shuddersome

the best band in the entire world.

hey, lets go see Shuddersome tomarrow night, they kick so much anus.

by jesus February 22, 2004

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

by Jesus September 17, 2003

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

richmond college

One of the shittest places ever, filled with twats (apart from Perry ) esher is better and the girls are buff.

"i go to richmond"
!Quick let's jump the fucker!"

by jesus February 17, 2004

fit

The British version of Hot.

"dude that girl is fit!"
"right?"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

the gunisher

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment

well care

by jesus May 15, 2004