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that thing i please various women with
"i please many women last night with my penis"
by Jesus August 18, 2003
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Age 15 as of October 14 2003 he has been spotted on AIM disguised as EpitaphPunk117 he is sotted often on irc on chatspike he is quite funny but extremley dangerouse however he cant spell but is handsome
<Black_Raven> theres a good chance i will be seeing boobs friday
*cab86 bows
by Jesus December 13, 2003
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My friend commited suicide yesterday, right after watching Going Overbaord
by Jesus December 3, 2003
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A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.
I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.
by Jesus January 18, 2003
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