1 definition by Jesus McAwesomesauce
The only name to have been voted the sexiest and most awesome every year since the ONA (Official Naming Association) were conceived in 1987. Since then, those named Conor have lived up to this title and time and time again have proven that anybody with this name is both incredibly good looking, smart and funny and according to a recent study conducted by David W. Martin, Ph.D., anyone who does not agree with this is in fact mentally disabled to a substantial degree, with the main neurologically affected areas being those responsible for awesome and not being a little bitch.
If you know or are friends with a Conor, you are very lucky indeed and should treat yourself as such. Conors are so intelligent that they find it hard to deal with menial assignments due to the lack of intellectual stimulation involved. They will purposefully achieve slightly above average marks so as not to take away from those around them.
To call someone a Conor is to bestow a great honour upon them.
All women secretly want a Conor, but most prefer to live in sexual frustration, rather than admit their feelings and ride the love train that is Conor.
If you know or are friends with a Conor, you are very lucky indeed and should treat yourself as such. Conors are so intelligent that they find it hard to deal with menial assignments due to the lack of intellectual stimulation involved. They will purposefully achieve slightly above average marks so as not to take away from those around them.
To call someone a Conor is to bestow a great honour upon them.
All women secretly want a Conor, but most prefer to live in sexual frustration, rather than admit their feelings and ride the love train that is Conor.
"Man, that guy over there just saved the world from Godzilla", "Yeah and he's ridiculous good looking and must be amazing in bed, what a Conor"
"Oh my God that guy over there is so Hot I want him right now but I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a lame person, instead i'll just think about him during each and every future sexual encounter"
"Oh my God that guy over there is so Hot I want him right now but I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a lame person, instead i'll just think about him during each and every future sexual encounter"
by Jesus McAwesomesauce August 9, 2012