The highest form of failure.
An old man falling down an upward escalator: EPIK PHAYLE
Falling up the stairs: MOAR EPIK PHAYLE
The structure of that last sentence : Do I really have to say it again?
The first two pigs in The Three Little Pigs
:Fuck, they were stupid
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