3 definitions by Jessijuh

Spicy Mexican sushi

The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.

Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the “spicy Mexican sushi” with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didn’t like fish.

by Jessijuh July 28, 2018

Tofuism

The worship of tofu and other vegan products. Much different than the vegan lifestyle, tofuism is a religion. Followers are called to end the suffering of ALL animals. Many tofuism followers work with PETA.

“What do you mean tofuism isn’t a real religion, Karen?? What are you, Catholic?”

by Jessijuh July 28, 2018

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 28, 2018