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Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.
Crocker found himself a 42 year old trucker from Iowa and he couldn't be happier.
by JesseB September 24, 2007
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