declude

to leave someone out. also an opposite of include (to be used when you have overused outclude)

this is slightly softer than outclude, because it can be an accident or perception.

*originally created by Josh Berkley

she decluded me from her list of facebook friends

i kinda felt decluded by you whispering in the corner

by Jesse Colburn March 22, 2010

outclude

the opposite of included. synonymous with exclude

when you purposefully keep someone "out" of a conversation or group.

to fire someone

we really need to outclude him in our next meeting

by Jesse Colburn March 22, 2010

hydrant

a bathroom or toliet.

does anyone have to use the hydrant?

excuse me a second, i've gotta use the hydrant.

by Jesse Colburn March 29, 2008

tin man

someone without a heart.

if you can hear this little girl sing, and not smile you are the tin man.

by Jesse Colburn January 06, 2008

sleep debt

lack of sleep, or when you owe yourself some rest becasue you have been too busy.

when you are not getting enough sleep, and need to calculate how much you owe your body

sleep account is negative, or in the red

first used by British airways
and also sited on multiple occasions by lifehacker.com

i've been gathering some serious sleep debt since i have started pulling these all-nighters on a regular basis.

by Jesse Colburn March 04, 2008

upright

to be awake, out of bed, or standing up.

dude, it's 3am. i will text you back when i am upright.

by Jesse Colburn January 24, 2008

no piss test

a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.

also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.

when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...

by Jesse Colburn January 03, 2008