Jerry's definitions
The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
by Jerry October 26, 2004
Get the Tivadar's Crossmug. A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.
by Jerry September 6, 2004
Get the Nirvanamug. The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.
Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.
by Jerry November 15, 2004
Get the Transubstantiationmug. by Jerry July 14, 2003
Get the gomermug. 1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.
by Jerry September 7, 2004
Get the Fade to Blackmug. by Jerry July 31, 2004
Get the Butch peditmug. "Gay in training."
a young child, usually referring to a male, who will most likely grow up to be a homosexual.
a young child, usually referring to a male, who will most likely grow up to be a homosexual.
by Jerry November 18, 2004
Get the G.I.T.mug.