Jerry's definitions

eminem

The best rapper ever and he could kick the trash out of ICP and JA RULE

Eminem rips ICP to pieces in his songs and Ja Rule is a Pussy Ass Bitch

by Jerry May 13, 2005

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Nirvana

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.

Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!

by Jerry September 6, 2004

Spinal Tap

The act of kissing someone's spine, lower back, or shoulder blades. It is to incite arousal and pleasure in the receiver, and, depending on the person, to make her feel as though he or she has been tickled.

"She really loves to get a spinal tap before we get really intimate."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Hakenkreuz

Translated as "crocked cross." The Nazi form of the swastika. The actual cross was turned at a forty-five degree angle, and was placed on a red and white background. The cross itself was black. The colors red, black and white were the same as those used on the North German Confederation flag. According to Adolph Hitler, the colors were to represent "Blut und Boden," or "blood and soil." Considered one of the most offensive symbols in world history. Display of the Hakenkreuz is illegal in Germany.

Germany's reputation has been tainted due to things like the Hakenkreuz.

by Jerry October 14, 2004

RaR

RaR is allways a prefix or a suffix. It can mean or be used as a number of things. a)You meet some one new and have no way to start up a conversation. In this case RaR is a prefix.Ex RaR, Hows it going or RaR how bout them yankess. b)A way to break a akward silence in a conversation that has died. Ex RaR, Talk to me im bored, RaR wtf why you guys stop talking or even just RaR!.
C)A way of gloating Ex. Look at that 90% i got on that test RaR. You just won a race you go and chat with the spectators RaR!.

RaR, Havent seen you here befor
RaR, Why did you guys stop talking
RaR, I nailed that test
RaR!

by Jerry December 22, 2004