Jerry's definitions

milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by jerry April 2, 2004

cack

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...

"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"

by jerry February 4, 2005

realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

by jerry November 5, 2004

Bevster

Geek Maltese enthusiast interested in compiling daily kernel snapshots and installing Gentoo

by Jerry September 4, 2003

Nirvana

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.

Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!

by Jerry September 6, 2004

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003