Jerry's definitions

the hennrich

a dude with a big weiner

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.

by jerry March 9, 2004

Oedipus Complex

The psychological term coined by Sigmund Freud named after the mythical king of Thebes and the legend based around him. In Greek myth, Oedipus killed his father and married his mother, but without knowledge that either were his parents. Freud's theory proclaimed that, at an unconscious level, a male's sexual preference would be based around the actions and personality of his mother. The male child would also feel extreme animosity towards his father, again at an unconscious level. The phenomenon in females is called the Electra Complex.

The Oedipus Complex is not a group of condos in Coconut Grove, Miami, but rather the explanation that, no matter what you do, it always has to do with you secretly wanting to fuck your mother.

by Jerry May 3, 2006

ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.

Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Hakenkreuz

Translated as "crocked cross." The Nazi form of the swastika. The actual cross was turned at a forty-five degree angle, and was placed on a red and white background. The cross itself was black. The colors red, black and white were the same as those used on the North German Confederation flag. According to Adolph Hitler, the colors were to represent "Blut und Boden," or "blood and soil." Considered one of the most offensive symbols in world history. Display of the Hakenkreuz is illegal in Germany.

Germany's reputation has been tainted due to things like the Hakenkreuz.

by Jerry October 14, 2004

RaR

RaR is allways a prefix or a suffix. It can mean or be used as a number of things. a)You meet some one new and have no way to start up a conversation. In this case RaR is a prefix.Ex RaR, Hows it going or RaR how bout them yankess. b)A way to break a akward silence in a conversation that has died. Ex RaR, Talk to me im bored, RaR wtf why you guys stop talking or even just RaR!.
C)A way of gloating Ex. Look at that 90% i got on that test RaR. You just won a race you go and chat with the spectators RaR!.

RaR, Havent seen you here befor
RaR, Why did you guys stop talking
RaR, I nailed that test
RaR!

by Jerry December 22, 2004