Jerry's definitions

Butch pedit

A big, slick, fat, cheap, hypocritical, string-pulling, mother-fuckin', SHIT-EATER.

Yo slick Butch! You dat pedit am wid da chin bitch?

by Jerry July 31, 2004

hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

by Jerry April 7, 2003

brown

Shortcut for a delicious beer called 'Carlsberg Brown', which is available only in the African Country Malawi.

(Perhaps a suggestion to the Carlsberg company to sell those buggers in the rest of the world aswell.)

"Fancy a drink nugguh?" - "Yeah, could do with a brown actually..."

"Those browns are much better than those greens, now aren't they chap!"

by jerry January 15, 2004

Black Hole Sun

1. A sun during a solar eclipse.
2. The existence of a sun in negative energy. Such states can only be found in situations such as a supernova.
3. A nuclear weapon.
4. A divine figure that has turned to evil.

1. There was a black hole sun today, just as NASA said.
2. Using my telescope, I could see the black hole sun, as it slowly was obliterated and dissipated throughout the universe.
3. The usage of black hole suns has been minimized due to many peace conferences between nations, in the effort to prevent global apocalypse.
4. Satan is a black hole sun.

by Jerry August 20, 2004

audioboxers

Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.

Audioboxers listens to shitty music and needs to die.

by Jerry December 2, 2003

crack on a stick

Bastardization of "Damn that shit," which in turn is a bastardization of "Oh darn my brotha"

She What?!?!? Crack on a stick!

by Jerry April 18, 2003

Spinal Tap

The act of kissing someone's spine, lower back, or shoulder blades. It is to incite arousal and pleasure in the receiver, and, depending on the person, to make her feel as though he or she has been tickled.

"She really loves to get a spinal tap before we get really intimate."

by Jerry August 20, 2004