97 definitions by Jerry

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
My boy let me fuck her some,please.
by Jerry December 09, 2004
A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)
"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"
by Jerry October 16, 2004
The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.
Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.
I am the bartender!

by Jerry July 14, 2003
The act of sexually engaging a foot
I saw Chad seining this big pollock's foot.
by Jerry July 13, 2003
hottest, biggest boobs, roundest butt in the whole world
she is macarity jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
by Jerry February 22, 2005
1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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