Jerry's definitions

milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by jerry April 2, 2004

tipois

acronym for "Two in the pink, one in the stink"; Commonly referred to as the shocker.

He gave her the tipois.

by Jerry September 13, 2004

realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

by jerry November 5, 2004

cloud nine

a happy, pleasurable state of mind usually used after smokin tree, drinking alot of alki or havin sex

man i smoke a blunt and 3 40s like 20 mins ago, i'm on cloud nine

by Jerry February 16, 2004

cack

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...

"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"

by jerry February 4, 2005

diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.

Peter Westby is a DG

by Jerry October 13, 2003

roffag

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.

I am the bartender!

roffag!

by Jerry July 14, 2003