Definitions by Jerkbox

Turkish Handjob 

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.

When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.

Turkish Handjob by Jerkbox February 19, 2010