An Asian friend used as an accomplice (and catalyst) to pick-up women.
Chen is going to play wongman tonight at the bars--he's money with the ladies.
Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.
I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.
The disproportionally large rear of a woman who has had several children.
Better watch what you eat or you're gonna get that motherbutt.
Consistently receiving low scoring letters in a game of Scrabble or Words with Friends, making is very difficult to win.
Tammy only won the Words with Friends game because the computer letter raped me the entire game.