Jeremy's definitions

Morocco

The best damn country in the world. MOROCCAN MAFIA fo' life.

Moroccan Mafia Gangsta: wanna fuck up some persian guys
Other Moroccan gangsta: Fo SHo

by Jeremy June 22, 2004

irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 25, 2004

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

by Jeremy October 2, 2004

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

totmur

a very powerful person, he owns everyone/everything.

totmur is a feller who owns you in everything.

by jeremy December 8, 2004

desu

japanese for 'it is', often said at the end of sentences to seem cute or unwitting.

I went to the store and bought some milk, desu.

by jeremy February 6, 2003