Jeremy's definitions
When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).
by Jeremy November 25, 2006
Get the Putting it in the pocketmug. 
"oobigashlamigadoontolimbangandimatoolashcoolowcuntoechilkunticunton... that was so funny"
by Jeremy October 1, 2004
Get the oobigashlamigadoontolimbangandimatoolashcoolowcuntoechilkunticuntonmug. This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
by Jeremy January 23, 2005
Get the JJ Diseasemug. An "athlete" who tries half as hard as everyone else on the team.
Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.
Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.
Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Man 1: Hey Jim did you see Bob's half-assed performance...he was really doggin it out there tonight
Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE
Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE
by Jeremy August 16, 2006
Get the halfletemug. U.S. Rifle, Cal. .30 M1
A clip fed, air cooled, shoulder fired, semi-automatic weapon. First adopted in 1936, it served the military until 1957 when it was replaced by the M14.
A clip fed, air cooled, shoulder fired, semi-automatic weapon. First adopted in 1936, it served the military until 1957 when it was replaced by the M14.
by Jeremy October 23, 2003
Get the M-1 Garandmug. by Jeremy December 17, 2004
Get the Frunkmug.