bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

ye ded

Used as an acknoledgement

Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!

by Jeremy April 7, 2003

boof dee doo

progression of time describing a menial task.

We walked, boof dee doo.

by jeremy February 6, 2003

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

Ducklips

A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others

That girl had ducklips, for real. Damn!

by Jeremy January 31, 2004