JenThe80'sFan's definitions

tentworm nest

A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.

Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

ragegarden

see audioslave.

Grunge Fan: What's the name of that band that those guys were in without the other guy, and then spoonman showed up and became the lead singer? ragegarden?

Informed MTV Viewer: I think you mean Audioslave.

Grunge Face: Um.... sure. It sucks, anyway.

by JenThe80'sFan June 17, 2004

Ada

City in Michigan, just outside of Grand Rapids. . World HQ of amway.

Let's go to Ada and buy into a pyramid scheme.

by JenThe80'sFan April 26, 2004

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

the gordon's fisherman

trust him

I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

by JenThe80'sFan April 19, 2004