JenThe80'sFan's definitions

jazzy

Something someone who wears seasonal sweaters would say in response to seeing something pleasing.

Look at that kitten sweater with the rhinestones glued to it? Isn't that jazzy?

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

cocaine

A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.

I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.

by JenThe80'sFan August 2, 2004

euchre

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.

...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

super mario 3

Still a fun game, but only on original Nintendo.

I like to get drunk and play Super Mario 3.

by JenThe80'sFan March 23, 2004

high suck potential

The elevated potential for a person, place or thing to be very unpleasant, i.e., to suck.

This curried beef smoothie has a high suck potential.

I heard Butter: The Movie! has a high suck potential. Should we go?

That girl who keeps talking about herself has a high suck potential.

by JenThe80'sFan April 27, 2004

mashed

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004