JenThe80'sFan's definitions

murder death kill

From the movie demolition man. Said in context of something being particularly bad for you.

Try this bacon lard cheese dip, it's murder death kill.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

fat joe

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

Michigan

1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.

2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.

Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!

by JenThe80'sFan January 27, 2004

u

A worthless shortening of a three letter word.

I love u.

no.

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004