JenThe80'sFan's definitions

up north

The upper peninsula of Michigan.

Up north is a virtual mystery to those of us from the lower peninsula.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

lovage

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.

I love the lovage, baby.

by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004

jazzy

Something someone who wears seasonal sweaters would say in response to seeing something pleasing.

Look at that kitten sweater with the rhinestones glued to it? Isn't that jazzy?

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

by JenThe80'sFan June 3, 2008

bumper sticker

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.

He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?

by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004

pinky ring

Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.

That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.

by JenThe80'sFan April 23, 2004

rapist van

A van with no windows in the back. This creates a secluded environment suitable for unwated advancements.

Here comes Larry in his rapist van. Quick! Roll up the windows and lock the door.

by JenThe80'sFan April 21, 2004