Jem's definitions

croxton

One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition

That chap at Cardale design; he's a true Croxton

by Jem January 29, 2004

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

thrush

An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.

I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.

by JEM August 16, 2004

downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.

Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.

by jem August 17, 2004

bonjiggalo

A French male prostitute.

When sally was Last visiting Paris, she was approached by a bonjiggalo who was offering her a good time.

by Jem August 16, 2004

easy tiger

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.

'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'

by Jem November 4, 2003

Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

by Jem August 16, 2004