Jem's definitions

bonjiggalo

A French male prostitute.

When sally was Last visiting Paris, she was approached by a bonjiggalo who was offering her a good time.

by Jem August 16, 2004

dak

Extremely conservative guy on the NG Politics BBS

Dak is such an asshole.

by jem April 25, 2006

downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.

Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.

by jem August 17, 2004

Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

thrush

An annoying little boy that just won't leave you alone no matter how much you scratch him.

I wish he would leave me alone, he's such an annoying cunt.

by JEM August 16, 2004

metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.

contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.

by jem June 22, 2004

pooley

Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!

by Jem September 26, 2003