Jem's definitions

Are you from Syria

A term used to ask if one is serious about the comment they just made. (wog term)

Are you from syria mate??? oh my god

by jem August 16, 2004

munch dawgs

The hunger cravings one gets when under the influence of a specific illicit drug. We don't say munchies anymore, we say much dawgs cos its much trippyer (especially when stoned).

"after that last sesh harold got the munch dawgs hardcore"

by Jem August 17, 2004

pooley

Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!

by Jem September 26, 2003

EasyTiger

Nickname for Jem. Website : www.easytigeronline.co.uk

by Jem November 4, 2003

aztec

a log of human waste that is so smooth and clean that no wiping is required upon doing one.

"that was a good shit man, i didn't even need to wipe, it was an aztec"

by jem August 16, 2004

Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

by Jem August 16, 2004

Los Angeles

The only place in the world where a person can be seen flipping someone off with one hand, talking on a cell phone, reading the newspaper and drinking a latte, all while doing 90 in the right lane of the thruway.

When I moved from Pennsylvania to Los Angeles I sold my car and killed myself.

by jem March 5, 2004