The knower. Fun loving go getter, who oozes life energy and extreme charm. A social celebrity, as people are drawn to his/her intelligent jokes like children to a candy shop. A successful person who is able to immediately see the core of things and cut unnecessary crap out. Multilayered and profoundly interesting person who won't pay much attention to dull people.
We need a Zinser to get this party going!
Blind me, I just had a Zinser on how to close this 1 mil. deal!