10 definitions by Jeffy

Robocalypse

The impending apocalypse brought forth by robot kind to crush us puny humans.

Jim: Lets go to the store, that is a standard activity in 2021
Bob: OMFG ROBOCALYPSE!
Jim: Sweet jesus it has lasers!
Bob: I AM DEAD AND BEING LASER'D!
Jim: Ditto.

by Jeffy April 18, 2005

royse city

Niggers everywhere

This place is a royse city

by Jeffy February 28, 2017

CJ

Clit Job, referring to the act of cunnilingus or VJ, with a primary emphasis on the stimulation of the clitoris.
See also BJ and VJ

Colleen: "Wow Jeff, that CJ you just gave me really got me off!"

by Jeffy March 30, 2004

VJ

The term VJ (Vag. Job) refers to the female equivalent of a BJ (Blow Job).
Giving a VJ is also known as perfoming cunnilingus. VJ is often used in place of cunnilingus due to its concise nature.

Colleen: "Hey, since I gave you a BJ, I expect a VJ in return."
Jeff: "Hell no, thats not part of our arrangement."

by Jeffy March 30, 2004

drop a larch

to defecate, take a dump, poop

"I really have to drop a larch after eating at that Chinese Buffet."

by Jeffy March 31, 2004

liquid larch

a phrase meaning diarrhea. See larch, drop a larch

"Man, after all this Mexican food, im gonna have a big liquid larch."

by Jeffy March 30, 2004

itsakadoozie

slang term for the male reproductive organ called the penis. It comes from the nestle ice cream treat and is history ever since.

Brady Wells has a small itsakadoozie.

by Jeffy March 14, 2005