1 definition by Jeffery dingus
Shelbys are pretty and have every intention to love you and do anything for you to show you she cares for you. The problem with shelbys are once they show there true colors they get mad and pull knives out with intent to cut. Shelbys like to have babies, so be careful! They may swipe your cum into there vagina just to get pregnant. Once a Shelby has your baby in her, look out! A Shelby might double cross you with another dude but that's just the beginning. Make a Shelby mad enough she will get you arrested for domestic violence then you have to spend hundreds in court. After a shelbys mission is complete they have you arrested with a PO so you can't have anything to do with the child so they return back to dude #1 who may look like a chipmunk. Look out for shelbys because they live amoung us looking to deceive.
Stewart: Shelby came over last night
John: no way! How was she!
Stewart: She cut herself and bled all over the place!
John: I remember my encounter with a Shelby.
"This guy wouldn't buy me everything I wanted so I shelbyed him, I hope he does ten years"
John: no way! How was she!
Stewart: She cut herself and bled all over the place!
John: I remember my encounter with a Shelby.
"This guy wouldn't buy me everything I wanted so I shelbyed him, I hope he does ten years"
by Jeffery dingus December 16, 2016