2 definitions by Jeff Satkin

A Republican who gets into an elected seat and then proceeds to change the laws so each illegal act he or she makes is now legal.
Tom DeLay blames the liberal media for reports of his illegal acts while House Rethuglican Leader.
by Jeff Satkin April 6, 2005
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A reason to give people to forgive you after performing an illegal or immoral act.
When Ann Coulter was confronted in an interview that her lies weould send her to hell, she stated, "I can make up anything I want because when it comes to facing those pearly gates I will be born again"
by Jeff Satkin April 6, 2005
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