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GOMFY

a fantasy football game that has the 2 best ballers in the league going head to head, stands for Game Of Mutha Fucking Year. A true bombastic match of the 2 Leaders
Man, Jeff is up against Todd this week, with both players having a 5-1 squad. Even lower half of league is keeping an eye on this GOMFY, certainly tacos and jackassery will reign supreme....one for the ages
by Jeff Dailey January 19, 2009
mugGet the GOMFYmug.

West Virginia Remote Control

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.
Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007
mugGet the West Virginia Remote Controlmug.

King James

starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)
dang you had qj , and i folded King James
by Jeff Dailey February 6, 2009
mugGet the King Jamesmug.

The Farmer

a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2008
mugGet the The Farmermug.

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