11 definitions by Jeff Dailey
a way of hardcore living where you disrespect all people all the time, go to the bar when you get off work until close, then need to call for a ride home, show no interest in anything but drinking and playing games, stands for So Way Lame Life
Man, that cat across the bar is living SwaimLife, they say hes been here drinking since 3 oclock just playing game machine. guess hell have to call the old lady for a ride home. Daggone Joker
by Jeff Dailey May 13, 2008
the art of having sex with a girl, punching her in the head, then blow your load on her face.Then procede to cut off your pubes and put them on her face so she resmbles Abe Lincoln. Then keep it real and tie her up for the night. When she wakes up in the morning, you cut the cords and emanciapte her.
Four Whores and Twenty Beer ago, I took a random skank home from the club. For some reason during sex she began to speak of the ills of slavery. Since she sounded so much like Abe Lincoln, I had to punch her in the head, blow my load on her face proper, cut off my pubes and put them on her face so she resembled the 16th president. I then tied her up for the night. In the morning she awoke dumbfounded. I told her I was The Emancipator and cut her cords and set her free. She had tears in her eyes and said God Bless you Abe lincoln
by Jeff Dailey August 25, 2007
a drink, which is similar to a screwdriver, only vodka, orange juice topped off with cranberry juice, usually reserved for the true players in the club
last night Jeff and Jim bought Danielle her first player's punch. In the club, and let me say she was very greatful
by Jeff Dailey December 30, 2009
when you finger a girl proper by using 3 fingers in the snatch, usually when drunk in the club or in the parking lot
Damn player, you wont believe this!! I just went three deep in the bathroom with that ho I was talking to earlier, and didnt even have to buy here a drink, SWEET!
by Jeff Dailey October 11, 2007