7 definitions by Jeff Goldblum 101
She is the best person you will ever meet! She is SUPER funny, she LOVES to play video games, and everyone knows her name. She is ashamed of her naturally curly hair and spends hours at the salon making it perfectly straight. She is super pretty, and very trustworthy! She knows all the gossip, and will only tell the secrets of people she hates. If you find a gabby, snatch her as a friend or a girlfriend quick!
by Jeff Goldblum 101 January 18, 2021
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
John-Hey where were you last night?
Andy- Man, I had a fortnite hookup last night!
John- Thats sick!
Andy- Man, I had a fortnite hookup last night!
John- Thats sick!
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 20, 2020
A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.
Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?
Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
by Jeff Goldblum 101 July 1, 2020
something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
So-called chicken nuggets that are sold in school cafeterias. They are disgusting chicken nuggets that are fake. They are the chicken nuggets sold in all schools.
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020