Unable to type, text, or talk correctly on your phone or computer because you are too drunk.
"I have to let you go I'm way too
dunk to talk
The "R" is left out of drunk
because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't
talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.