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Futuristic Crypto Currency that is growing quickly in popularity. Commonly used to purchase Narcotics on the Darkweb. Localised North East adopted sub currency that is touted by high rollers in Bish, commonly found to be driving high end Porsche Sports Vehicles.
Heeorrrr, seen the lift in choin today like? 'Wiiii aye, just bought wor lass a bangin new porsonal plate with my choin rise today, she's gonna be clammin for it, eh!?'
by JeanClaudeVanGram November 26, 2020
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Futuristic currency platform used to buy drugs and stuff off the Darkweb. Localised colloquialism generally used around Bish by high rollers with a taste for Porsche sports performance vehicles.
Heeeor Paulie, done mint out of that choin this week lad......phuuuu yer what, I'm crypto'd out my nut, should see this savage new personalised plate I've bought wor lass for crimbo, she's gonna be drippin like a 2nd hand radiator liiiiiiike!
by JeanClaudeVanGram November 26, 2020
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New age terminology for the Bitchoin generation to indicate that they are affluent and doing well in life. Usually socially displayed by driving round in latest tech vehicles and wearing Puff Diddy loafers. Have all the business acumen of Tony Stark but zero of the star power or tech.
Seen the peak in choin over the weekend? aye, me wallets fuckin burstin! Am Donkin! me like!!!!!!
by JeanClaudeVanGram April 3, 2022
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Colloquial terminology for Class A narcotics, administered by inhalation.
Here mate, you been on a daft one?, your jaws done a lap round your head!
"yeah, our Paulie give us last off's on his bag of beak, im mullered'
by JeanClaudeVanGram June 5, 2020
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