1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.
2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.
1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.