5 definitions by Jburns
A term commonly used by soldiers in the US Army for when some thing doesn't meet the standards or is in disarray.
Drill Sergeant- "Privates this barracks looks like straight up trash dick, FRONT LEANING REST POSITION MOVE!"
by Jburns April 9, 2012
Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.
by Jburns April 3, 2010
by Jburns August 16, 2006
The act of stroking your penis until it's nice and hard, then firmly grasping it with both hands snaping it in a jerking motion. It is highly recommended by many physicians and has been known to prevent prostate cancer by stimulating blood flow in the lower body.
1: So man been crackinyadick?
2: No, why would I do that?
1: It helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.
2: No, why would I do that?
1: It helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.
by Jburns April 2, 2010
A large lesbian toilet monster that preys on small children when they poop. It reproduces asexually and lays unfertil eggs in an aquatic nest made of feces. She then later devours the eggs.
by Jburns April 24, 2010