4 definitions by Jbd

breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.

We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....

by Jbd August 25, 2015

blumpkin diving

when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.

Debbie went blumpkin diving with Tom at a party and the pool was later evacuated and sterilized.

by Jbd November 15, 2005

bubble gum

pussy, in reference to oral sex

mmmmmm... bubble gum... i can chew it all night long

by Jbd April 26, 2003

ballz

1) to have what it takes to get it done; 2) Do you have what it takes to get it done?

"Man,.............that dude really's got balls!" or "D'ya think ya'got ballz enuf?"

by Jbd March 6, 2006