2 definitions by Jay Z's generic alternative

Brie

small often annoyed woman that tries to get sexual when grandma is visiting.

I think grandma is asleep - come eat me out.

by Jay Z's generic alternative December 7, 2003

Truck Driver

What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.

I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.

by Jay Z's generic alternative December 7, 2003