2 definitions by Jay D.

tila tequila

A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...

Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?

Who?

Tila Tequila, yo!

What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?

Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.

Word.

by Jay D. October 12, 2007

:3!

The cat face equivalent of LOL
or LMFAO

Used when something is just too funny for words

"My girl doesn't love me anymore bro T_T"
"That's ok Bruh Jesus cares :')"
" :3!!!"

by Jay D. July 13, 2017