3 definitions by Jay Claytor

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Part of the stalker's arsenal, textual harassment is the act of using a mobile phone to bombard someone with unsolicited text messages of any nature, though usually social or sexual in nature.
A: "Dude, the chick I railed last weekend won't leave me alone. I'm getting 5 or 6 texts a day from her."

B: "Sounds like textual harassment to me, man. I'm so sorry to hear about that."
by Jay Claytor October 17, 2007

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combination of the words "crew" and "usual", i.e. your normal circle of friends, the people you hang out with on a usual basis.
A: "Yo, who's coming out tonight?"

B: "Me, Jin, Yurij, you know...the crewsual."
by Jay Claytor October 17, 2007

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The male equivalent of a cougar. Usually in their late thirties, successful, well-dressed, with cash to spend. May have a group of females that hang around for free drinks. As Chris Rock eloquently stated, "Not that old...just a little too old to be in the club."
"I tried to get that gal's number but that silverback swooped in with a bottle of Moet and wrecked my flow."
by Jay Claytor September 23, 2007

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