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noun: An inept or foolish person, someone who doesn't use their head. On the PLATO computer system of the 1970s (which in many ways foreshadowed the Internet), a derf was one who left their computer terminal without logging out.

verb: On PLATO, a prank played on a derf. Sending out unpleasant or embarrassing messages under the handle (or "signon") of a person who'd forgotten to log out. Or ruining programs they've been working on.
noun: Wow, "Melvin of MIT" is a real derf! Look, he just walked out and left his terminal logged in.

verb: Hey Melvin, I just tried to run one of your programs and it looks like somebody got into it and put in a bunch of porn. Looks like you got derfed!
by Jay Young March 8, 2008
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1. In Star Trek, the Vulcan matriarch who presided over Mr. Spock's wedding in the episode "Amok Time". Played by veteran Austro-Hungarian stage & screen actress Celia Lovsky, T'Pau was a unique figure and role model on American television at that time; an older woman in a position of mighty authority.

2. In the 1980s, an all-woman British pop music band led by Carol Decker. Members said they chose the name simply because they liked the way it sounded. They broke up in 1991 but reformed in 98 and are still active as of 2005.
1. -- Get the popcorn! Star Trek's on and it's the one where Spock gets married and that kick-ass older chick's in charge!

-- Yeah man, T'Pau rules, you better not say no to her! Just like my grandmother!

2. Tonight on KSOL it's the All-80s Retro Hour, tonight featuring the best of T'Pau and an interview about how they recorded their classic Heart & Soul album.
by Jay Young August 19, 2005
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A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.
Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.
by Jay Young February 21, 2005
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A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.
Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.
by Jay Young November 15, 2004
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To make a loan or advance of funds.
I can front you some money and you can pay me back on Friday.
by Jay Young April 19, 2005
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