2 definitions by Jay Krank

n,
The vast, insidious and unstable domain of the Internet home to the worst depravities and ideals of mankind. Hidden behind the vail of the "Polite Internet," the Undernet is host to the worst and most scarring images ever available to humanity, as well as opinions and ideas from individuals that minds have been cracked and malformed by visits to the Undernet. Self propagating, the Undernet is the fastest growing part of the Internet, and despite the best efforts of the government, grows unchecked. The best way to describe the Undernet is as "online urban blight" or "cyber-pestilence."
Mark: "Hey, check out this website"
Tom: "Okay...holy god in heaven why?"
Mark: "What, it is just German's peeing on babies while driving spikes through their penises?"
Tom: "Mark...you need a break from the Undernet"
by Jay Krank July 29, 2004
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To suddenly and inexplicably utilize an aspect of Asian online or pop culture in some area of the Internet or Undernet. Emoticons and Japanese terms/slang are without reason inserted into an online conversation, sometimes ruining the mood of the conversation.
John: "So I was talking to Mary today and I kept on stuttering"
Jimmy: "Awwww, that is soooo KAWAII"
John: "...wtf?"
Jimmy: "^^"
John: "signed off at 8:50:32 PM"
Jimmy: "Asian'd!"
by Jay Krank July 29, 2004
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