Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Physics. Formulated Laws of Motion, an understanding of gravity and also noted some interesting stuff about light. Went to Trinity College Cambridge and possed a still largely mysterious power over apples. The unit of force is also named after him.
Hey an apple just fell on my head, DAMN THAT NEWTON!!
If Isaac newton touches a body of mass 1 kg it will begin to move with an acceleration of 1 metre per second squared.
Newton was strolling down the beach and found a pebble; on it was written "F = ma".