3 definitions by JasonCoolKat

A brand of cigarette that most black people smoke.
Hey Billy wanna go smoke a Marlboro in "Smoker's Alley?" No I wanna go smoke a Newport with Tyrone.
by JasonCoolKat March 17, 2006
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What you need to be to carry two 30-packs of Natty Light back to the party within the next 5 minutes.
Man, Jason sure is an natthlete, he got them 30's of Natty back within 4 minutes!
by JasonCoolKat August 23, 2008
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The box I came in, but I wouldn't have unless dad came in there first.
25 years ago my dad banged my mom's pussy.
by JasonCoolKat October 3, 2005
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