3 definitions by Jason Schwagner

Top Definition
An animal, usually a dog, that "steals" a turd out of a cat's litter box . After this it eats it in all it's glory in another area of the home, resulting in bad breath, or "poop breath" and a big toothy grin.
"Wow, your dog's a turdburgular. He's chowin' on a huge turd from the catbox!"
by Jason Schwagner June 28, 2006
You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....
Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!
by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006
These other definitions are not the slang we all used in my town. Here it means a limpy, half staff, partial, whatever you want to call it but it is a mostly limp pecker. I.E. "looky Gina, I'm not ready yet, it's nuttin' but puddin'!" (referring to the soft, squishy nature of unerect penis and balls)
"wowsers, I need more viagra, I ain't had nuttin' but puddin' all day long!"
by Jason Schwagner July 29, 2006
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