Jason L.'s definitions

boob crusher

The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...

WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

NASA

Stands for
Need Another Seven Astronauts...

and

Need Another Shuttle Also.

The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.

by Jason L. March 25, 2005

porking lot

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005

Stocker

1. A strong son-of-a-gun who loads up the shelves with consumer goods, in retail outlets.

2. The name of a long-forgotten 1986 Bally/Sente arcade game, in which you drive the "General Lee" from Florida to California, avoiding cops, and trying not to run out of gas. A very primitive game, by today's standards -- or even the standards of the early 1990s. Not a bad time-killer, though.

I find myself humming "Stocker"'s in-game theme when I'm driving on a long stretch of highway...

by Jason L. April 14, 2005

the call

A telephone call received (usually) in the small hours of the morning, usually bearing bad news about a close friend or family member -- most of the time, either they have died, are near death, and/or were involved in a terrible accident.

You better hope you never get "the call"......

by Jason L. July 8, 2006

wheelie

A derogatory term for a person who uses a wheelchair.

A: "Check out that wheelie over there! Ha ha!"

B: *groan* "You know, that could just as easily be you."

by Jason L. April 14, 2005

RV

A "Recreational Vehicle". Chiefly used in reference to a motorhome, but can also apply to travel trailers, airplanes, ATVs, etc.

You've probably heard of people going RV'ing, which is the act of traveling in a motorhome or trailer.

"If I want to go RVing, I want to do it NOW, not when I'm a shriveled up piece of shit."

by Jason L. March 20, 2005