1 definition by Jason Smithsonian

Anti-Communist who doesn't want the government to take out 75% of every upper-class citizen's paycheck and give it to an un-deserving person who is perfectly capable of working but just prefers not to and would rather receive hard-working successful peoples' money that was stolen from them by democrat government officials. A republican also believes that if terrorist extremists attack the USA, we should fight back.
First time voter: I'm not sure who I want to vote for. Who do you like?

Smart Person: Well, it depends. From what you told me, you receive 900$ per week at the job you have now. A democrat president would have 350$ of your paycheck taken out every week to pay minorities such as mexicans and negroids who don't like working, but are perfectly capable of working. A republican would only take enough taxes out of your paycheck for what is absolutely necessary for the country, such as to repair roads, pay school systems for supplies needed, etc. A democrat believes that any minority doesn't have to work and can just get paid for hard-working peoples' labor while they sit back and receive checks for nothing

First time voter: Wow, only an idiot would vote democrat.
by Jason Smithsonian March 17, 2008
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