1 definition by Jason Anders

cuban

A race of brown people who pretend to be white. In an ironic twist, they call other hispanics: spics,wetbacks,and beaners when the same terms are used to describe Cubans by white people. Instead of crossing over a land border from Mexico, they float on inner tubes across the ocean.

Rodriquez: Look at those filthy spics coming into our country.
Bob: Wait, aren't you Hispanic?
Rodriguez: No, I'm Cuban, that makes me white.
Bob: I see......

by Jason Anders March 22, 2008