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Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
by Jarm33 February 9, 2018
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