Definitions by Jaredt

nchj 

Non Committal Hand Job
Pronounced Nick-age. The act when a female meets a guy and proceeds to give him a hand job, even though she barely knows the guy. Read: whores.

1. Nchj's are awesome. Except when performed by a beat chick.
2. I received a nchj for my 18th birthday.
3. Some Mo-mon girls are nchj's because they can't have sex.

nchj by Jaredt December 1, 2006

beat chick 

A chick who looks like she has been "beaten" both in life, and by a hot sack of nickles.

Read: ugly, fat, and typically reaks like week-old garbage.

All emo kids are beat chicks, both guys and girls.

beat chick by Jaredt December 1, 2006