2 definitions by Jared344035

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The modernized version of a tampon.
Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."
by Jared344035 July 02, 2006

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The process in which a pre-pubescent girl discovers vaginal inserts which absorb discharged endometrium and mucous.
Becky: "Oh my god, she's entered the realm of tampaction, hasn't she?"
Emily: "Like, what!? How do you know?"
Becky: "Well, her dress was pink earlier today... Not that I don't like the shade of red it is now."
Emily: "Omg, totally! Let's go be friends with her."
by Jared344035 May 26, 2006

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