2 definitions by Jared Keller

Va·gyn·a·mite adj.

A female having or displaying qualities that please the senses, especially those relating sexual arousal.

n.

One of several classes of volatile genital explosives.

tr. v. va·gyn·a·mit·ed, va·gyn·a·mit·ing

When or after a male is effectively sexed by a woman or women under the vagynamite classification.
Fresh, that hoe has a booty so tight, it's VAGYN-A-MITE!

Make sure he does not sleep through his important business meeting, his secretary along with her blasting crew vagynamited all up in his grill before lunch.
by Jared Keller June 25, 2004
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n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.
The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.
by Jared Keller June 24, 2004
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