n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit
"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"
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(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
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February 21, 2005
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Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being
bitch slapped and or
tea bagged.
Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.
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Jared
January 08, 2004
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If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.
"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"
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December 06, 2002
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anything, usually makin out or sex
yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night
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December 04, 2004
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Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.
Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.
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November 02, 2003
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1. A person who is abusively loud, particularly in inappropriate situations.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.
I don't know what it was, perhaps a Klacktype or ChewyChomp, all I know is I pissed my pants and I'm not ashamed.
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