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109 definitions by Jared

anything, usually makin out or sex
yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night
by jared December 04, 2004
One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.
Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.
by Jared March 24, 2004
If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.
"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"
by jared December 06, 2002
1. A person who is abusively loud, particularly in inappropriate situations.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.
I don't know what it was, perhaps a Klacktype or ChewyChomp, all I know is I pissed my pants and I'm not ashamed.
by Jared August 04, 2004
Just too cool.
by Jared June 28, 2004
Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.
Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.
by Jared June 27, 2004
Someone who likes Subway sandwiches
Dude, look at all of those meskneys inside Subway
by Jared December 16, 2003