110 definitions by Jared

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)
Shut the fuck up you little pischer
by jared July 12, 2003
If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.
"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"
by jared December 06, 2002
anything, usually makin out or sex
yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night
by jared December 04, 2004
a team of people that can do what most cant.
the team qualijare pulled off the trick
by Jared November 21, 2003
Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.
Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.
by Jared November 02, 2003
1. A person who is abusively loud, particularly in inappropriate situations.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.
I don't know what it was, perhaps a Klacktype or ChewyChomp, all I know is I pissed my pants and I'm not ashamed.
by Jared August 04, 2004

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