Definitions by Jared

thucka 

Abbreviation used for Mother Fucker, is t.v. safe.

1. I am going to beat your ass in thucka

thucka by Jared October 6, 2004

glahgle 

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.

"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."

glahgle by jared September 10, 2004

lootcakes 

1. money

2. currency

3. something that is being used extensively by a significant other

a. my bitch is snackin on my lootcakes

b. im runnin low on lootcakes

lootcakes by Jared September 5, 2004

woey 

abother name for a vag

shaved woey is the best bet that

woey by jared September 4, 2004

fixie

A bicycle lacking a freewheel mechanism in the rear hub. That is the crank set and rear wheel are completely dependent of one another. To propel forward or backwards the pedals must be moving.

Aaron lets go lay down some skids; I just tuned up my new fixie.

fixie by Jared September 2, 2004

jacuzzi cassinova 

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

jacuzzi cassinova by Jared August 24, 2004

stave

(verb)
To sing until Jim Croce appears in Homsar's stupid kids show.

Stave it off. 1, 2, 3. And now you can count to three.

stave by Jared August 11, 2004