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The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
by Janbaby May 13, 2010
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Free Book Of Mormon (FBOM) found in every nightstand drawer in all Marriott Hotels world-wide, placed conveniently bedside by this Mormon-owned hotel chain with the intention of possibly converting non-Mormons to the Mormon religion.
Lars: "I was looking for a notepad inside the bedside drawer at the Halifax Marriott and housekeeping dropped the (FBOM) here instead."

You: "Bummer. We could take it for kindling in winter."
by Janbaby May 23, 2010
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