Definitions by Jamie and Michael

Shartbarf 

The action of uncontrollably 'sharting' in Austria / any other German speaking country.

Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf

Shartbarf by Jamie and Michael May 10, 2011