Definitions by James D Jarvis

the nothing 

The sexual position in which when doing a girl doggy style the man lets go of the woman -- while still thrusting -- and puts his hands on his head. Named after the famous motocross trick, this position is good for both partners. Invented by Big Vern.

When I was doin it doggy w/ Nikki, i let her go and did the nothing. oh MAN did she love it! She started grabbin and scratchin my ass... i juss wanted to pull the pterodactyl right then, but i restrained myself.

the nothing by James D Jarvis December 28, 2006

the Vern 

The sexual position in which the woman is lying on her side, and the man holds the top leg in the air while straddling the other (Thus making a big V, for Big Vern) and thrusts in that position.

Suzy told Vernon that she told her boyfriend to do the Vern in bed the night before.

the Vern by James D Jarvis December 28, 2006