1 definition by James Bent
Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...
It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.
Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!
It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.
Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!
'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'
*In Toilet*
'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'
*In Toilet*
'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'
by James Bent January 13, 2008